The Onion Movie: Al-Q’Utaya Terrorist Training Video [Best Quality]

The Onion Movie: From Global Tetrahedron Pictures... Steven Seagal is... Cockpuncher! Awesome. Decadent, immoral, Western filth! Ooh. Awesome. Decadent, immoral, Western filth! Cockpuncher. Welcome to the Al-Q’Utaya terrorist team. This training video will teach you what angry slogans to scream. Death to the godless shit beasts! How to blend into a typical American city. Yeah. And so much more. Here are Ahmed and Ahman. They may be brothers, but they couldn’t be more different. Ahmed knows punctuality is im