LaGlavas - Santas Little Helpers (ft. Vkitor)

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “Christmas, 2013. You were a naughty, naughty boy. But, it is the time of giving and Santa’s got a surprise for you. Why I’m I spending christmas in jail I only offered a 5% sale It’s not my fault he fought back and broke his nail And he... He promised he wouldn’t tell But yet he did and i’m here Waiting for transportation to hell - Come on boy, go sit on my lap You’re old enough to listen to my rap How old are, you say you’re eight Aren’t you too young to be up so late But don’t worry mate, its our little secret You know the special ones, we just have to keep it Where’s your mum or are you here all alone I’ll call her, nah, she’s not answering her phone Look at you, you’re all grown Perfect size and age for my “special bone“ So why don’t you come with me, In the backroom, there are plenty interesting things to see Now close your eyes and lay down on the floor Now shout for candy, and shout for more In this closet i must have some fudge.. “And then it happened“, he told the judge Why I’m I spending christmas in jail I only offered a 5% sale It’s not my fault he fought back and broke his nail And he... He promised he wouldn’t tell But yet he did and i’m here Waiting for transportation to hell - On court, expecting five to ten Some lawyer got me out and I’m a free men I was hired back, by my cousin Ben So i’m sitting in the mall as santa again Couldn’t wait for my contract renewing So i hit for the mall, and the kids, they were queuing The smile on my face, hidden behind my beard Even my girlfriend told me i was looking wierd But what does she know, she’s like only twelve But she’s also my coworker, my “helping elf“ And her dad loves me too, a registered sex offender You wouldn’t tell but he’s actually quite tender With my job back, i’m a happy man Getting paid 20 an hour was my master plan Still pissed how i almost ended up in jail But the song is cool so let’s sing it again - Why I’m I spending christmas in jail I only offered a 5% sale It’s not my fault he fought back and broke his nail He promised he wouldn’t tell But yet he did and i’m here Waiting for transportation to hell Why I’m I spending christmas in jail I only offered a 5% sale It’s not my fault he fought back and broke his nail He promised he wouldn’t tell But yet he did and I’m here Waiting for transportation to hell from He Came To Release Us, released June 27, 2016 Written and composed by David Glavaš. Performed by David Glavaš and Viktor Mihoković. Recorded in Groove Mansion Studio, Zagreb, Croatia, 2013.“