LaGlavas - Can I Be The President

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “One day I’ll run for presidency and this’ll be my jam. Six eight tall, a big man, a giant amongst rappers Doing rap for six years now... Cool! proper tekkers Tekkers means skills, and I own it, cause twisting lyrics is a skill I bore? That’s not a drill. I’m not fun, you need a thrill? That’s weird thing to say! My rhymes ignite like sparks. Wacky Marc does speckie marks, nuts like a cat that barks. Fighting sharks, koalas, ’roos, not really allowed to enter zoos. Just a joke, I’m a tit, funny? You approve? My lyrics delude, they call me rude, but I’m a nice guy, Wearing a fez and a bow tie, super smooth, you know why, I tell a joke, I’m so fly... You wanna be funny? Please do try But if think you’re witty like me - Go home, cry! I do believe in honesty, I do believe you’ll come to me, They do call me Douche Baggings, but I’m not a wannabe I hoped I’d be a prodigy, but I’m stuck with modesty, At least I have good puns, I’m a funny tit - Ha, Comedy! - It’s election time again, You should vote for me and so should your friend % One vote for me is one vote wasted % One vote for me is one vote wasted Dictator Marc sounds quite cool When the cops ask who - act a fool % I’m not a racist, I’m not a racist % I’ll be the president. PRESIDENT! - Dropping bombs, I spread democracy. “Their greed hurts the economy“ Can he save the world today, though - nah, improbably. My life is like the odyssey... It’s actually not, but who cares I might hold no stocks and shares, have no clue about affairs But a dreamer’s the one who dares, and certainly I’m a dreamer, They call me a flabby wiener, a ridiculous over-achiever But surely, I’m a believer - I believe in a better tommorrow, No time for pain in the arse - no misery nor sorrow. Morning makeup, haircut, a tuxedo made by D an’ G, Nothing I can afford, but that stays between you and me My yoloswag is leaking, Hashtags on my twitter My bad jokes on Facebook (and this song) make your mommy bitter And I’m such a tit? Yah. But I’m such a winna’ Jesus died for your sins, but homie, I’m no sinner Painted like oil on canvas, but cheaper than a TV dinner Busy like a busy digger, Girls they shout “Oh What a Winner“ from He Came To Release Us, released June 27, 2016 Written, composed and performed by David Glavaš, 2015.“