Dial-Up Deals [Deltarune | Spamton Song] [xXtha Original]

Finally, an original song for everybody’s favorite [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]. If you couldn’t tell, this song may have taken me a little longer than normal. I’m becoming very fond of lyrical songs, and very not fond of making extensive animation for the video, but it certainly brings the videos to the next level. While writing this, I did something a little different with the lyrics to fit Spamton a little more. I wanted to repeat lines throughout the songs in different ways due to his erratic speech and constant callbacks to random things. So even if the story is moving forward, sometimes the lyrics will repeat something already mentioned or explained in an earlier verse. I also got to test out some sound effects on my vocals so that was fun. HOPE EVERY! ENJOYS. MAKE SURE TO [[Like and Subscribe]]! Itunes ‣ Spotify ‣ Amazon ‣ Tumblr ‣ Deviantart ‣ Comic: ------------------------------------------------------ ‣ Join my Patreon for Wallpapers, Mp3s of Music, and Early Access to Content!: ‣ Join my discord server to stay updated on new projects! ------------------------------------------------------ Music Policy: ⦿ YOU CAN: make covers of my original themes, and use them for monetized animations, speedpaints, or other transformative videos, however, credit MUST be given and you MUST link back to my channel. ⦿ Please DO NOT: Reupload any of my videos, use direct samples of my music, extend my music, use my music for content not specified above such as video games, post my music to different sites, or assign my themes to different characters without my explicit permission. I will file a copyright complaint if you violate this and your channel may receive a strike. ------------------------------------------------------ Song & Art by xXtha Deltarune by Toby Fox ------------------------------------------------------ Lyrics: Hey, hey friend You’ve got quite the funny brand Let me lend you a costly hand I’m your friendly garbage salesman Hey, hey kid I’ve got sales you can’t ignore Subscribe to get a little more When you step inside my deals store Here’s some fun facts I used to be the biggest guy in town Number one All around Salesman Signed a contract One phone call later had the sales hot All it bought Jackpot A big shot But when your life has gone down the drain And you feel ashamed My hyperlink remains Blocked How, how can you be A big shot like me Just find me the key One time only deal And speaking of you, It’s your big début That heart looks brand new Let’s put it to use Now let’s blow your mind This contract was signed The print’s pretty fine That heart will be mine Now you must agree To what I foresee It’s my guarantee In heaven I’m free So turn up the dial up Flip up the screen You shouldn’t believe what you see on tv This funky little worm will be the death of me So make yourself a deal and don’t forget your warranty Here’s an easy game for your friends to play Why not come on back into the alleyway Interest in business so you’ve got to say You’d throw your whole life away You want it, You need it You have it, you’ve seen it Just sign here, don’t read it It’s just some boring terms of service Finally, we got this show on the road, Hop inside my new cungadero Ride around, to the basement we’ll go Kris you know, I couldn’t do this alone Wow I’m feeling good, Aren’t you feeling great Heaven’s here to watch you as your friends disintegrate Nothing’s left to stop me as I take on this state Oh wait Kris you little ingrate How, how can you be A big shot like me You found me the key Kris we had a deal It’s long overdue That sweet revenue You know what to do This call is for you I’ll throw you a bone And all that I own I’ll cut you a loan Just hang up the phone How could you say no It’s all that you owe We’re friends don’t you know To heaven we’ll go So turn up the dial up Flip up the screen You shouldn’t believe what you see on tv This funky little worm will be the death of me So make yourself a deal and don’t forget your warranty Turn up the dial up Flip up the screen We don’t need the easels or the CRTs This funky little worm was the death of me Just cut the final strings and I will finally be free