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We give up. For a while it was a sport, trying to redescribe our description each time someone said they didn’t get it, but we have to confess not having got it either. We only ever find a different one. What else can be said about pigs? They are doing well, thank you. These are pets. Not as you’d imagine them, but as we do. We imagine their lives worth living, same as ours. Our efforts are to this end. If you are pleased and enjoy seeing them without uncertain fate or unhappy situation, perhaps you will watch. If we entertain, it gets them carrots. With your help, all do better. Pigs love better. People are good with it, too. We learned things over a decade of keeping them. One is people feel for what they care about. Or care for what they feel about. Same thing. Some do for pigs. We like them too. Not for eating or selling, just having. If you view them, we can have them to care for. You can have them to watch. If you don’t, we do anyway. But they do better at being what you care for