YOU’RE DUMB VERDUN - Verdun Gameplay

Dearest Helen, The fighting continues with little end in sight. Skinny MDibbins and Syrup McSwagger have have been relentless in their attacks on our boys. Morale is down. Young Elyse seems to no longer care at all. Just this morning, we received word that our greatest fear has become reality. LagMaster Swag Oliver Cromwell has joined the fray. We are surely doomed. Don your blackest of garb and divide my possessions among my sons. My charred remains will return to you forthwith. Never remarry, Fred