Fred Wedlock - Oldest Swinger In Town - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke
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Song lyrics:
WHEN YOU SCORE WITH
A CHICK IN A DISCO BAR
TAKE HER HOME IN
YOUR HAIRY LITTLE CAR
THEN YOU FIND YOU
WENT TO SCHOOL WITH
HER MA AND PA
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
WHEN YOU WON’T
LOOK IN A MIRROR
IN THE LIGHT OF DAY
SWEAR YOU DYED IT
WHEN YOUR HAIR TURNS GREY
WHEN YOU ZIP UP
YOUR WRANGLERS AND
YOUR BELLY’S IN THE WAY
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
HERE YOU COME
AND THERE YOU GO
WIRE WHEEL-SPOKES
AND A STEREO
BUT THE ENGINE’S CLAPPED
AND THE DRIVER ALSO
IS THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
WHEN YOUR BARBER TAKES
A LITTLE LESS TIME EACH WEEK
THE KIDS DON’T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU SPEAK
WHEN YOU WALK INTO A DISCO
AND THEY OFFER YOU A SEAT
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
YOU PREFER A PINT OF MILD
TO BACARDI AND COKE
THE SOUNDS ARE TOO LOUD
AND THERE’S TOO MUCH SMOKE
YOU’D LIKE ANOTHER DANCE
BUT YOU’RE SCARED
YOU’LL HAVE A STROKE
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
HERE YOU COME
WITH YOUR CHEST ALL BARE
A LITTLE GOLD INGOT
AND A LOT OF GOLD HAIR
LIKE THE DISCO KING
MEETS YOGI BEAR
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
WHEN YOU’RE FEELING AS
STIFF AS A SKINHEAD’S BOOT
RUB ON VICK WHERE
YOU USED TO SPLASH BRUT
AND THE LATEST PUNK
FASHION IS YOUR WEDDING SUIT
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
WHEN YOU HAVE
TO GO SHOPPING
FOR YOUR SEX APPEAL
TRAVOLTA SHADES
AND NINE-INCH HEELS
YOU SAY A MAN IS JUST AS
OLD AS THE WOMAN HE FEELS
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
HERE YOU COME WITH
YOUR LIPS CLOSED TIGHT
YOU NEVER SMILE
YOU KNOW IT
WOULDN’T LOOK RIGHT
’CAUSE YOUR DENTURES GLOW
IN ULTRA-VIOLET LIGHT
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
OLDEST SWINGER IN TOWN
AND YOU LOOK SO MEAN
’CAUSE YOUR PANTS
ARE TOO TIGHT
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN
AND IT TAKES YOU ALL NIGHT
TO DO WHAT YOU USED
TO DO ALL NIGHT
YOU’RE THE OLDEST
SWINGER IN TOWN...
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Fred Wedlock - Oldest Swinger In Town - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke