MacGyver Theme WITH LYRICS - brentalfloss

This is my first “With Lyrics“ that’s not a video game theme... I think I’ll do Golden Girls next. Oh wait, that already has lyrics. -------------------------- LYRICS: He’s a secret agent, in the face of death he laughs Cause he solves any problem with the use of arts and crafts He can kill you dead without a single gun or bullet It’s like Mr. Wizard hit the gym and grew a mullet He makes chicks cry You too, (come on) don’t lie He’s the master of the jerry rig Thats a fact He’s like Beakman and Bill Nye on crack Makes his clothes, cuts his own hair Shaves his balls with plastic silverware If you’re trapped have no doubt, give MacGyver a shout, if there’s any way out, he’ll know! Watch as he saves your life with a swiss army knife (how’d he do that?) This is the MacGyver show! Ch-ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale! I mean MacGyver, sorry It sounds a lot like Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers He escapes evil troops With disguises made of his own poops Yes, he does, because He’s Macgyver He-he’s Ma-hac-gy-hy-ve