Thou Shalt Not Test Me B*tch (1524)

#obscurevinyl #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #classicvinyl #bardcore #tavernwave #neomedievalmusic Hark, fair ladies and gentlefolk, gather ye near and hear a song from yesteryear. I present ye an hit single written and performed by Sir Bartholomew Jackson. Lyrics [Verse 1] All thou dost is talk talk talk But thou never listen (can ye hear me!) Get thine a** back in the kitchen And make me some chicken [Turnaround] Don’t test me b*tch (Don’t test me b*tch) [Verse 2] My pimp hand is strong And my patience is thin (so thin) Quit all thy b*tchen, Get back in the kitchen (I’m hungry) [Turnaround] Don’t test me b*tch (Don’t test me b*tch) [Chorus] Thou shalt not test me b*tch I will use my fist I will smack thy lip I will bust thy sh*t [Bridge] Talk back one more time (just one more time) And this will be the scene of a crime [Turnaround] Try me b*tch, I dare thee (Double dare thee b*tch) [Verse 3] My pimp hand is strong And my patience is thin (so thin) Quit all thy b*tchen Get back in the kitchen (I’m hungry) [Turnaround] Don’t test me b*tch (Don’t test me b*tch) [Chorus] Thou shalt not test me b*tch I will use my fist I will smack thy lip I will bust thy sh*t [Turnaround] Don’t test me b*tch (Don’t test me b*tch) [Chorus] Thou shalt not test me b*tch I will use my fist I will smack thy lip I will bust thy sh*t [Outro End] Try me b*tch, I dare thee