And the lyricsh for those who are hasidically challenged:
Yakov quit the westside AZA (*Aleph Zadik Aleph).
Went ’cross town and joined YMCA (*Young Men’s Christian Assoc).
Soon bacon and pork he began to enjoy.
Took off his yarmulke, the yid was a goy.
I said hey Yakov? Take a walk on the kosher side.
I said hey nudnik! Take a walk down Fairfax...
And the members of Hadassah go...
(harmonizing)
Herschel was shocked when he heard the news.
He couldn’t believe that he and Jesus both were Jews.
He