“The Three Terrors“

Visit: Ahmedido Domingo (aka Ahmadinejad), Erdogano Pavarotti (aka Erdogan) and Assad Carreras (aka Bashar Assad) singing about the benefits of terrorism. full text: Based on Funiculi Funicula Sung by the Three Terrors: Erdogano Pavarotti, Assad Carreras and Ahmedido Domingo Erdogan: I say -- it’s time that I restore the Empire Let’s get to work (let’s get to work!) Because in Europe everybody knows that I’m just a jerk (he’s just a jerk!) Assad: And I , the serial killer who should spend all his life in jail (oy vey oy vey) To reach the hearts of all the world media We found the trail (hurray hurray) Erdogan: Terror, Terror, that’s my cup of tea Terror gains us love and sympathy To beat the West, to be the one From Tripoli to Teheran Yalla yalla, ya -- Jihad is sweet, Jihad is fun All: Terror, Terror, that’s how you convince That you’re cool and charming as a prince To beat the West, to be the one For Hezbullah and Erdogan Yalla yalla, ya -- Jihad is sweet, Jihad is fun B. Ahmedi: So now, the UN has imposed the sanctions (Ironically) Oh my, oh my... (oh my, oh my) Together here we stand, no opposition, I hung them high (he hung them high) I wish to thank Obama for his patience, For playing dumb (for playing dumb) Coz now I got the peace of mind to build me The nuclear bomb (The nuclear bomb) Terror, terror, that’s my cup of tea Assad: Terror gains us love and sympathy Erdogan: To beat the West, to be the one From Tennessee to Teheran Yalla, yalla ya, Jihad is sweet, Jihad is fun All: Terror, Terror, gets us all the grants Terror makes you all piss in your pants To beat the West, to be the one From Tennessee to Teheran Yalla yalla, ya -- I hit the switch and you are gone!