GALADRIEL vs LEIA: Princess Rap Battle (Whitney Avalon ft. Sara Erikson) *explicit*

✨ Secret stuff here: ▶ Behind the scenes: ▶ Spotify: ▶ Apple Music: It’s a battle of the trilogies as Leia takes on Galadriel! Princess Rap Battle apparel: ** CREDITS ** Writer / Exec. Producer / Director / Leia: Whitney Avalon Writer / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett Galadriel: Sara Erikson Arwen: Erika Davidson Legolas: Scotch Hopkins Pippin the Hobbit: Jim Klimek Luke Skywalker: Erik Thomas Han Solo: Shannon Costa Slave Leias: Rose Marie Love and Kristina Ramirez Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Assistant Camera: Vanessa Ward 2nd Assistant Camera / Data Tech: Iliya Gegov VFX: Brant Duncan Recording Engineer: Mario Gorito Beat / Music Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder Sound FX: Fionnegan Justus Murphy Make-up: Meline Tovmasian, Bibianna Lopez Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee Castro Wardrobe Supervisor: Sarah Jeanne Still Photographer: Jennifer Ruiz Production Manager: Mary Bonney Production Coordinator: Kathryn Feeney Set Dressing: Ian Duncan Grip: James Burzelic Playback: Alex Frew Base Camp Coordinator / Behind the Scenes Camera: T.C. DeWitt Craft Services: Candace Lauren Ostler Production Assistant: Joe Wells Staff Writer: Michael Sullivan Special Thanks: Kasra Ajir, Brittany Jo Gaylord, Rosalee Mayeux, Margaret Helmer, David Clarke Lawson Jr., Ann Keniston, Chris Halsted, Mitzi Druss, Liz at Nigel Beauty Emporium For licensing or business queries or to help us by translating the lyrics for subtitling in other languages: contactwhitneyavalon@ ** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS ** ANNOUNCER: Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel versus Leia! Let the rap battle begin! GALADRIEL: One does not simply walk into this fight I’m the baddest bitch in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light I look better in white, you should flee from my sight I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite You battle me? You’re not strong enough A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair By the time I end this line you will love me and despair LEIA: Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad What a strong female character obsessed with a ring And you had to send a group of men to fix everything When Sauron took over you hid in a tree I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator GALADRIEL: What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits? LEIA: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth GALADRIEL: Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist LEIA: You’re like a Stormtrooper cuz your shots never hit I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland No light saber needed to take you out Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout GALADRIEL: I will… Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? I see things that were, things that are, things that may be I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby You shall not pass, challenge another You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother Thanks to those who helped with subtitles: Дима Столярчук (Russian), Gamby Neko (French), Samantha Cat (Spanish), EternaLoveCL (Italian). ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **