sq: chanel oberlin { email }

“Attention all useless Kappa sluts - Congratulations. If you’re reading this... ...it means you’ve overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an e-mail. Now, if you’re asking yourself ’Derr, wait, I’m confused. Is Chanel talking to me? Am I a useless Kappa slut?’ - simply ask yourself the following question aloud: “Is my name Chanel #3, Chanel #5, Chanel #6 or Zayday Williams? Because if the answer to that is yes, then felicitations, this missive is for you.“ So, do you all remember