GAUCHO HALF PORK BUTT.

If a cow is the emblem of Switzerland, and a kangaroo is the emblem of Australia, what is worse than a hearty pig?! Hearty - literally, because even a person’s heart can be transplanted, they say. And you can at least a hundred times not eat pork for religious or digestive reasons, but you cannot deny the fact that lard is stored much longer, according to eyewitnesses, it removes radionuclides from the body and proudly competes with heavy alcohol when all other products have already fallen into an unequal battle. In addition, a pig can be smart, almost like a dog, and clean. Ono, my extravagant wife in her Hutsul village kept her Borya at home, washed him with shampoo, and put him to sleep in pillows, until Borya, to his misfortune, grew up and followed the traditional karmic path of his species - to jelly and ham... “Carp,“ says my friend, the director of one of the largest Ukrainian PR agencies, after weighing my pig-loving pros and cons. - You don’t know the most essential thing