robin scherbatsky || “...i’m sparkles bitch“

Just a compilation of some of Robins best moments, including... “It, uh, starts in Narnia, works it’s way up to Candyland, and then hey, congratulate me, I’m the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher at Hogwarts. Expelliarmus!“ “I like sports cars, but I don’t want to push a Ferrari through my vagina.“ “This table just told me you’re a douche“ “That’s douche-y, not douche’...“ “I get turned on watching myself do the news during sex.“ “Sisters fight Ted!“ “Why won’t you let me help you Patrice?!“