Disgruntled Shimmish Starlight Isn’t Exactly Straight

🎯 Загружено автоматически через бота: 🚫 Оригинал видео: 📺 Данное видео принадлежит каналу «Disgruntled Shimmish» (@DisgruntledShimmish). Оно представлено в нашем сообществе исключительно в информационных, научных, образовательных или культурных целях. Наше сообщество не утверждает никаких прав на данное видео. Пожалуйста, поддержите автора, посетив его оригинальный канал. ✉️ Если у вас есть претензии к авторским правам на данное видео, пожалуйста, свяжитесь с нами по почте support@, и мы немедленно удалим его. 📃 Оригинальное описание: May the Straightness be with you. Starlight never was straight and never shall be. And Forever Shall be AMEN TO THAT! Wherever did we go to find Starlight’s Straightitude and Straightiness? Whereever we need to go to refind it. In the lands between? in the hollow skull of yorkshire? In the space engineers shuttle? In the landing page ? We found it in the biggest pesk of doom in the imaginable forseeable universe. The little specks on which the starlight Straightness has traveled has come from a far far far away place from 9000 light years away. However Starlight still is not Straight. It took a detour at the intergalactic hair salon, got tangled up in quantum spaghetti, and decided to breakdance through the Milky Way. So, as we twirl in the cosmic swirl of uncertainty, let us shout, “Hallelujah for the non-straight starlight that waltzes through the celestial discotheque, leaving trails of cosmic confetti in its wake!“ Amen to that, and may the Squigglepants guide us through the eternal cha-cha of the cosmos! In the midst of the interstellar dance-off, a cosmic crab wielding a lightsaber made of stardust emerged from the Nebula Funkadelica, challenging Starlight to a duel of groovy proportions. As the space crustacean twirled and sashayed, Starlight responded with a moonwalk that caused nearby planets to applaud in gravitational waves. The celestial spectators, including sentient asteroids and jiving comets, formed a conga line that encircled the cosmic dance floor. Meanwhile, a group of interdimensional flamingos sambaed in synchronized harmony, adding an extra layer of surrealism to the cosmic carnival. As the dance-off reached a crescendo, the Squigglepants descended from the cosmic heavens, their polka-dotted trousers shimmering with multicolored stardust. With a majestic flourish, they declared, “Let the intergalactic hokey-pokey commence!“ The entire cosmic congregation joined in, putting their left quasar in, taking their right quasar out, and shaking it all about in a cosmic whirl of joyous absurdity. And so, amidst the cosmic chaos and rhythmic revelry, the Squigglepants led the way, ensuring that the dance of the universe remained delightfully askew, forever and ever, amen!