1. Chief Wigwam (Gary Havok) vs. Stetson Sterling (Dan Lawrence)
2. GI Boz (Ryan Boz) vs. Not Necessarily Nailz (Jason Dukes) (Falls Count Somewhere Match)
3. Fake Fake Diesel (Eddie Venom) & Fake Fake Razor Ramon (Truth Martini) vs. The New New Rockers (Marty Michaels (Silas Young) & Shawn Cassidy (Dysfunction))
4. Izzy High vs. Shane Storm vs. Drake Younger vs. Mr. Peebles (Eric Marx) vs. Nicki Rhinestone (Bailey Mannix) vs. Norman The Mormon (Steve Stone) vs. Rowdy Roddy Stripper (Bobby Valentino) vs. Scotty Sharpe (Jason Dukes)
5. Rhino vs. Zach Gowen vs. Ed Chuman
6. Apollo Creed (Bryce Benjamin) vs. Ivan Drago (Robert Anthony)
7. Ivan Drago (Robert Anthony) vs. Rabbi Rocky Goldstein (Marek Brave)
8. Mark Kayfabe vs. Father Guido Sarducci (Eric Priest) (Best Wrestler Ever Title Match (vakant))