Blackened Blue - Inch By Inch (Art of the Dress Parody)

Boo! Did I scare you with this early upload? This is something I’ve wanted to do for a while but never figured out how I wanted to do it until recently. Le Petit Four is a fan-sequel to Cupcakes, in which Rarity falls victim to Pinkie’s bittersweet deeds. At one point, she aims to cheer Rarity up by singing a song, which is a gruesome parody of Art of the Dress! I think she should’ve taken up a career as a death metal ghostwriter; it’s a lot more legal. By the way, over 10 years ago there was a video of someone singing the lyrics to the original song in a Pinkie voice. I can’t find that thing anymore and that makes me sad. I hope they’re having a lovely day. Download: Pinkie Pie voice: @DarkNightPrincessVA Donate: Find me: LYRICS: Inch by inch, skinning you alive Such white skin, cutting up your muscles snip by snip Making sure the knife is digging nicely It’s about the texture, it’s like silk I just can’t believe this skin’s so nifty Making sure it is correctly shifting I’m skinning you alive