Playing Awful Games: Virtuoso (3DO)

Holy sweet mother of god... This is a game for the 3DO, this monstrosity is one of the most boring things I have ever played and is honestly not even so bad it is funny, it is just sad. This is possibly one of the most boring fucking things I have ever done, I got more of a thrill out of English exams. Virtuoso is some kind of third person shooter (I think, I can’t be too sure as it is more like a tank simulator) that tries to be “Cool“ with some biker protagonist who just looks like a tool. The “gameplay“ consists of slowly dragging yourself through tight corridors and trying to shoot bats and spiders. The game has 3 levels with multiple sub-levels, Mars is by far the easiest and the other 2 (Haunted House and Marine) are just brutal (Marine kicks your ass hard) so I chose Mars, the blandest.