THE GREATEST SONG EVER MADE

trust me consider supporting me on patreon: this song is streaming everywhere along with the rest of my music, enjoy :) lyrics: this is the greatest song that has ever been made it has really good lyrics and a really cool guitar it took me fifteen minutes to write and record it i know you’re very impressed and you wish it was your song well buddy, i’ve got a deal for you please give me all your money and let me hang out with your mom in exchange you can have this song on your itunes account i show up at seven sharp, ready to hang with your mom and your dad answers the door and says he’s the only one home i said, “that’s the next best thing“ we stayed up really late he let me drink one whole beer and he tucked me into your bed he read me a bedtime story told me he’s proud of me and right before i passed out, he got really serious and he said, “