I Bought Myself A Politician - MonaLisa Twins (Original)

Get the album “WHY”?: Get Signed Lyric Art Print: Join the MLT Club for extra exclusive content & to support our music: Join our mailing list so we can stay in touch: Donate to support our free YouTube videos: Check Us Out: Music, Merch & News - Facebook - Twitter - Instagram - ------------- I bought myself a politician Cause I have never said I’d play it fair They’re currently on sale Just picked them up from Yale They’re even cheaper if you take a pair And on a whim I also bought the opposition It’s better to be safe, you never know And then for even less I also bought the press To wrap it up and I was good to go Who would have thought that no one dared to stop me on my joyride (Oh what a joyride) Who would have thought that I could bring the whole world to its knees And now the time has come to buy my way into the limelight (Just got the time right) As universal scientist and generous philanthropist, my shopping list confirms my expertise I bought myself a politician Cause I have never said I’ll play it fair If they’re not on sale I pick them up from jail It doesn’t hurt to have a few to spare Who would have thought that no one dared to stop me on my joyride (Oh what a joyride) Who would have thought that I could bring the whole world to its knees And now the time has come to buy my way into the limelight (So I can shine bright) As universal scientist and generous philanthropist, my shopping list confirms my expertise If you look closely you can see I’m on a mission There’s something that I really wanna do I’m promising you health I’ll save you from yourself That’s how I’m gonna try To get you to comply Might even have to lie so that you will let me buy you too