gotta smash em all but bad

vaporeon kind of fine credit to @stevestrangeofficial for mixing this for us this is a cover/parody thing of Gotta Smash ’Em All by@TheChalkeaters link to original song lyrics: You may have dreamt to be the very best I never cared in the first place All I wanted were the pokemon And to get them all to third base I walk outside with one goal in mind Capture Pokémon for my collection Till I spotted a vaporeon And I grew an erection Ooh, check out this cute lopun’ She’ll make sure to moon, so you can make a sun. master, please capture me, we can have fun Let’s add to your fantasy, add lickitung Wet like a water type, hot like a fire. Make a few daughters, fulfill your desires It can be smaller or it can be giant. You’ll take our offer? Harem aquired! To see the pokemon in all their splendor I must stay strong for no nut November BUT