10 biggest Cocks and she cocks in advertising

From the peerless charlie brooker. Does what it says on the tin (he’s a cock as well imo) quotes: Woman:“now olay regentis is the worst kept secret in beauty“ Brooker:“Yea and whos fault is that you f**king terrerhawk?!“ Random bloke:“I am addicted“ Brooker:“No you am a dickhead“