Supersonic Tartan Death Machine - Ovis Aries and The Legend of Piper Alpha

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “One of the sheep, an old wise one, reminds the Woolmonger and his people of kinder gentler days. And tells of a new young hero, risen from the ranks of humans. Before he is taken away by the Mad Cows… lyrics Young Stuart: Grandfather, what is it they say... With respect tae the bagpipe... And the Sheep? Grown up Stuart: Grampa... You never answered my question. THOMASON 1: I am inspector Thomason of Scotland Yard’s division linked to MI7. THOMASON 2: I am inspector Thomason of Scotland Yard’s division linked to MI7. THOMASON 1: We realize that you too are involved in this resistance to the New Ruminant Army and General Scrapie. THOMASON 2: We are here to claim our piper and get on with the next phase of our mission. Is Piper Alpha ready? GRAMPA (OMEGA): Stuart… c’mere lad. I have a few things to tell ye STUART: OK Grampa, err “Omega“ OMEGA: it all starts with The Skye Fortress… THOMASON 1: for years MI7 has been working on a theory that Scrapie’s clones and in fact the entirety of the planet’s population of species, Ovis Aries is THOMASON 2: being telepathically influenced by the extreme intellect of General Scrapie. T1: the clones in fact magnify his control and have been sent out to locations worldwide to be his field commanders for the T2: the New Ruminant Army. The Division has been working on a weapon... of extreme power... THOMASON 1: your grandfather is one of the originators, the original engineers THOMASON 2: of this weapon. Sit down... This MAY blow your mind... Piper Alpha… CUT TO OLD OVINE STORYTELLER ADDRESSING THE LAMBS: Sit down my ovine son Let me tell you about a man Who grew up in the mountains Who came from a sturdy clan He was a grizzled warrior He served his nation true He took up many missions A brave lad through and through CHORUS Long before the General Grew up to be a ram And the Flock were grazing gently In the Highlands He lost his pa to battle His Uncle and brother too His son fell to the Flock At the Brig O’ Doon This son of his named Stuart Had quite the legacy He was said to play the music That could pacify the sheep But there was another The piper had a son He and his grandfather Are still on the run They escape our detection It’s been many a year In the Highlands mighty Highlands They are there… *old storyteller is taken away* from And the Sheep Shall Inherit the Earth​…​By Force, released April 6, 2014“