Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse

Lyrics: I shot out of bed it was Easter morning only 8am I should still be snoring But I heard a cry coming from the crypts and before my weary eyes was a Bunnypocalypse! I was kind of stunned I looked all around there were sleezter eggs scattered on the ground they cracked wide open and coming out in waves was a zombie bunny horde from beyond the grave A black cat crossed my path and said I had nothing to fear. I said Cat, you don’t know Jack, cause the Haremageddons here! Tap tap, that double tap to send them back to their crypts Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the Bunnypocalypse! I turned and there I saw a Druid He was mixing up a magic fluid He told me Easter was a pagan holiday “It’s been Christian long enough and we’re taking it back today“ I called old Chuck Noris and the Boondock Saints call the Pope in Rome, they all told me wa