Vasily Ivanovich is very dissatisfied. Joke/#humor #jokes #cool

Vasily Ivanovich is very dissatisfied. Joke Vasily Ivanovich and Petka are sitting, drinking. After the third glass Petka asks Chapaev: - Vasily Ivanovich, can you drink half a liter of moonshine without snacks? - Of course I can, Petka! That I’m a gentle bourgeois or what? - What about a litre? — And a liter I can! — A bucket of moonshine? - Well, according to the mood, but in good company, perhaps I can. - Well, can you do a barrel of pervacha? - No, Petka, I can’t master the barrel. But I’ll drink a lot! Village. Night. Everybody sleeps. And suddenly a drunken Vasily Ivanovich tumbles into the hut and yells with all his might, while waving his saber: - I’ll cut it, you bastards! Petka answers lying on the stove, stretching and yawning: - And who drives? Petka runs to Chapaev and asks: - Vasily Ivanovich, and if the squadron jumps to the elections, then where should the commander be - in front or behind? - You are a fool, Petka! .. The commander must run. General construction. Anki is not. Vasily Ivanovich yells: - Anka! Anka, where are you, motherfucker! Anka appears. Chapaev irritably: “You’ll be late again, contra, I’ll put cancer in front of the whole system and fuck you!” - Yes, you, Vasily Ivanovich, only promise ...