Eric Idle- Fuck Christmas

Lyrics: Fuck Christmas! It’s a waste of fucking time Fuck Santa He’s just out to get your dime, Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe White-bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where e’er you go And bloated men in shopping malls All going Ho-Ho-Ho It’s fucking Christmas time again! Fuck Christmas It’s a fucking Disney show Fuck reindeer And all that fucking snow Fuck carols And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking no