Twitch streamers wear censor bars in latest sexy trend

Rather than simply get dressed and risk losing their clientele, today’s Twitch thot has taken to wearing little more than a pair of strategically placed censor bars. Twitch, it seems, can’t get enough of female streamers pretending the platform is one of those late-night premium phone rate television channels and have loosened their rules on ‘artistic nudity,’ leading to some incredibly artistic and tasteful full-body nudity made ‘family friendly’ by the addition of comically oversized censor bars (you ain’t fooling anyone, ladies). Twitch’s oldest professionals have taken up the new meta as enthusiastically as an incel at a brothel: instead of just wearing their underwear they’re now almost entirely naked, but with black bars covering their least-streamable bits (and possibly underwear, but only if it can be hidden). Twitch was forced to change their nudity policy after it resulted in ‘female-presenting streamers being disproportionately penalized’ (translation: they wouldn’t put their damn clothes on, assuming they actually own any). However, the new policy is in ‘line with industry standards.’ The new rules also allow for body painting, strip teasing and ‘twerking, grinding and pole dancing’ provided it is appropriately labeled. Masturbation to full orgasm for money, is, currently, not allowed, but give them another few months?