Have any of these things ever happened to you?
Apartment bombings, life insurance fraud, blackmail, coping with blindness, scheming against your boss or the insane, lawsuits, murder, sleeping with your friends’ ex-fiance, sleeping with your dead brothers’ ex-wife, using electroshock theropy on a patient, or a creepy gardener haunting you because you killed him when you were a child after he raped your mother?
Then you belong on Melrose Place!