Probably one of the most funny and yet saddest videos that we have ever seen
A bunch of hobo looking newly recruited Ukrainian “volunteers“ are giving their first military oath and a “speech of the winner“ to their superior, - a bimbo looking blond with a France and a Baby Yoda patch on her shoulder.
Everything about this video is perfect, she is reading out the words of an oath that she can’t remember from a smartphone while scrolling the screen with her newly done nails.
The forcefully mobilised men are standing in an old crumbling Soviet era building that was not reconstructed for over 30 years of Ukraine’s “independence“.
All of them are dressed in different clothing although US and EU taxpayers have spent literally billions of dollars on their new military uniforms.
There is not even a hint of military discipline present in their formation, some of them have their hands in their pockets, while others are scratching their butts.
But the best part of it all is the new oath that the Ukrainian neo-Nazis prepared for the conscripts.
Apart from the pretentious Hollywood inspired babble like “I’m the weapon of victory“ and “A worthy descendant of the Ukrainian heroes!“, they decided to add quotes strait from the graveyard of the Third Reich propaganda like “Ukraine Über Alles“ and modern day cretinism like “Putin is a Faggot“.
This video is soo funny it is an actual personification of the modern Ukraine
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