[Two Best Friends Play] Witness Harassment Program

I cut the chase scene, which was filmed entirely in slow motion. During a summertime water hose fight. Through a whipped cream manufacturing plant. Right after a baby oil tanker explosion. A lot of unusual stuff happened at Betty Crocker that day. Oh well. Also a busload of bisexual supermodels had just broken down right outside midway through their delivery of every jar of honey in the world. Those were simpler times.