Beat It (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Visit the MTGRemy Store! Facing a creature with protection, hexproof, or shroud? Here’s one way to beat it… LYRICS: They told him don’t you ever come around here Got protection from black you better disappear When you can’t target their guy cuz the word is really clear Just edict Just edict They’re out the get you better do what you can They’re swinging with a big ol’ bogle macho man You want to be tough, better do what you can Just edict Got an Angel of Wrath? Just edict, edict No creature can beat an edict Flashback a Chainer’s Hard cast a Cruel Split Second Sudden They’ll sac a dude Just edict. Just edict. Just edict. Just edict. You’ve got removal that you can’t even cast? Don’t shrapnel blast your pants—you’ve got a second chance You want to stay alive, better do what you can So edict Just edict He’s got two creatures, the other’s a 1/1 Maybe he’ll kindly sacrifice the better one Just go for the sac like a hernia check and Edict When their creature’s not bad Just edict, edict Sleeve up Mono-Edict Edict Make them sac Timmy Make them sac Bob They’ll do more sac’ing than JJ Watt Just edict, edict No creature can beat an edict (that’s not entirely true—) Edict their Bogle Edict their pup Technically Leyline of Sanctity — Shut the heck up Thank you to Emil for the inspiration! For more Magic: The Gathering videos: Subscribe to MTGRemy! Filmed on iPhone. Twitter: Instagram: