Mind Fight

After about 7 hours of reflection I generally resolve conflic with strangers or coworkers by imagining that we are both in a very public place, they say/do something objectively horrible on top of whatever they actually said/did, prompting me to justifiably sweep their leg and catch their ankle high in the air to leave them dangling and swatting at me pathetically as their embarrassing pocket content rains down on their stupid dumb faces. I am not necessarily applauded, but women present (there are a lot) see me as a fantastic partner. The whole process is best enjoyed over about 10 minutes for replays, and it helps if I’m on a bus or suppose to be working.