The Elder Scrolls lore rabbit hole

So this guy named Vivec was a hermaphrodite, and he basically married and had sex with the literal god of domination and rape. During which he literally/figuratively bit his dick off and used it to create a spear, in which he would use it to murder their children. Also afterwards, he would use said spear to murder his commander (but also not, because it never happened, but it also did), and would touch the heart of a dead god to ascend to godhood himself. Of course, until his old dead commander literally reincarnated thousands of years later and destroyed the heart, and so he just disappears never to be seen again (presumably dead). Also he just let’s a giant meteor crash into his capital city as one last “fuck you“ to the people who stopped worshipping him. Tags, please ignore: The Elder Scrolls, TES, Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, ESO, Meme, Lore, Mr. Blue Sky, Video Games, Vivec, Fargoth, N’wah, Nord, Imperial, Breton, Dunmer, Altmer, Bosmer, Orc, Redguard, Argonian, Khajiit, Nirn, Auriel, Lorkhan, Ma