“Pizza Party“ by L’Homme Run

Before he was in Vampire Weekend, Ezra Koenig formed part of a serious rap group, L’Homme Run, with Andrew Kalaidjian. Lyrics: P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don’t get caught with a wack calzone P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y Hey yo, Tony, where’d you get that fresh pepperoni Your toppings are ill but your cheese is hole-y Only order one slice when you’re feeling lonely Cos the sausage tastes like stale bologna Still better than nothin’, you’re feelin’ alright You know my girl eats her pizza with a diet sprite Order garlic knots, and she’ll stay the night Getting crazy with the spinach when my pie is white In France they eat pizza like “oh mon Dieu C’est la plus belle pizza que j’ai jamais vu Le fromage est frais, c’est vraiment mieux Que le dernier film de Gérard Depardieu“ Yo fuck that I don’t eat my pizza with brie