Deryck Whibley turned into Deryck Wobbly, and this is my tribute to his dedicated eating. Here are the full lyrics:
Storming through a pork pie like my name was El Nino,
Then I’m hangin’ out eating in the back of a KFC yo.
As a kid, I was a twig and married Avril Lavigne,
Then trashed my whole damn body cause she left with my green.
And now I’m fat and always eating snacks from the drive-thru,
Forever going, ever-growing gut from the fast food.
It’s luncheon that I crave, to Nu