Freud’s Rap

A project for AP Psych, this rap features Sigmund Freud, B.F. Skinner, and Albert Ellis. It IS educational, so to all the psych teachers out there, show this to your kids. Shout out to kazofficialchannel for recording and mixing the audio. Check out his channel here on Youtube. Enjoy. Note: The song in the beginning is “Lean Back“ by Fat Joe, and the song in the credits is “One More Time“ by Daft Punk. We are not trying to take credit for their music and give them full credit. Also, we give credit to Tommy Wiseau for any usage of material from The Room. Wiseau Films did not actually produce this video (it’s a joke), and as far as we know, L. Fai Fai Records does not exist. Finally, we would like to thank Jon Lajoie for showing us how to look cool. Skinner: You, uh, running Bay to Breakers this year? Ellis: No actually. Did you see the paper Freud wrote? Skinner: Yeah, what was that uh, what was that called, Envy? or something like that. Ellis: Penis Envy, actually. Skinner: Wow I mean, that’s ridiculous, ’s that guy’s problem? Ellis: I don’t know he’s just a nut job. Skinner: If he were here right now, I’d give him a piece of my mind. Ellis: Yeah, if that guy were here RIGHT now, I would make his ***** envious. Freud: Which one of you envies my *****? Freud’s verse: My name is Freud, Sigmund Freud Yes your mind is destroyed I can read you like a book You know it takes me just one little look Wait don’t tell me what you thinkin girl Just listen up now I’m your shrink Let’s talk about those dreams of yours Let’s open up the subconscious doors Girl you saw beneath your underwear And there was nothing there Don’t lie to me girl now don’t be fake I know you want that big ole snake I’m the answer to your problems Give em to me and I’ll solve em The human mind is not complex It’s all about sex Skinner’s verse: Y-y-yo, B.F. Skinner here The reasons for your actions are all very clear It’s a simple little thing I like to call it behavior Let me tell you what it is and I’ll do you a favor See you probably never realized what you do what you do Is the product of the punishment your parents gave you When you were stealin from the cookie jar and daddy saw you from afar He got out his old wooden plank and turned you round for one big spank Now nature says it’s DNA but trust me it don’t work that way The environments what shapes you not the bio that creates you Now your thoughts, actions, personality At the end of the day are only shaped by reality Now we all know that Freud was a sexual dude He used to come up with ideas that were pretty fricken crude Psycho this, psycho that, we all know that Freud’s a quack So if you want real psych just come to me I’m B.F. Skin . Chorus (Freud): My name is Freud, Sigmund Freud Yes your mind is destroyed I can read you like a book You know it takes me just one little look I’m the answer to your problems Give em to me and I’ll solve em The human mind is not complex It’s all about sex Ellis’ verse: Albert Ellis is my name Cognition is my game Sigmund Freud is all that psycho stuff And Skinner’s a behavior buff Don’t listen to those tools Them playas is just fools This is how I made my bank It’s all about the way you think Now I know you’ve got depression But I’ll cure it in just one session Check out this logic, now listen to me It’s called rational emotive therapy Yo Sigmund, here’s a little advice You should use my rational device Here me out bro, cause your thinkin wrong Seriously man?...She is your freakin mom. Chorus