I WON’T SURVIVE! IT’S CLASSIFIED — Trump Vs Jack Smith & his 37 Indictments — A Founders Sing Parody

We’re not exactly CELEBRATING, but we are exceedingly grateful that the Department of Justice is gonna deliver some actual JUSTICE in this case. Jack Smith is a straight shooter — a man of few words and many righteous actions. Predictably, the GOP’s leading lunatics are vowing death and destruction in response to Traitor Trump’s crimes against the country. Here’s hoping there are more of us, who value our democracy, than there are of them, who... don’t. Subscribe at: Follow us on: Twitter: Facebook: Instagram: Website: THE LYRICS: At first there was a box, labeled “Classified“ Kept thinkin’ I could show it off, and they’d just let it slide But then some jerk up in DC realized that they were gone I said “You’re wrong... ’Cause they’ve been MINE all along!“ But now there’s Jack Back from the Hague He’s as relentless as a bloodhound, and as deadly as the plague I should have changed those stupid locks ’N caused a fire or a flood Now the feds have re-indicted me The Dems are smellin’ blood My lawyers quit, walked out the door Please turn around now ’Cause I won’t pay for any more Thank gawd the GOP is rushin’ to my side There’s a few though Who hope I lay down and die It’s classified! I won’t survive! They got evidence, like tapes and texts They won’t believe my lies Yeah the feds are on my ass And my friends are flippin’ fast It’s classified I won’t survive, hey hey