Comédia MTV - I’m American

American, I am american. Because I was born in America. It’s early morning, freedom in the air Hamburgers, waffles and pancakes everywhere. I choose the way I wanna die Sausage, bacon, meth, or fat fries. Ninety cents more in the price and I get the “super-size“ (“super-size!“). There’s fatness in my heart, I’m so happy that I go the “super-fart!“ (“super-fatr!“) (’Cause it’s so funny!) Refrão It’s so good to be american, american! (2x) “You know honey, Ii think that our neighbor’s communists “Ohh, why’s that?“ “Because he’s cooking meth in his house“ “Oh, he definitely doesn’t believe in Jesus“ I hate communists, Arabs and gays But my gardener is from a Latin race. “Buenos dias, señor“ Sorry, don’t speak Bolivian (risos) I love my property and my family, my AB Shaper,