Vallaki’ s Blazing Sun - Curse of Strahd fan song

A glimpse into the festive tyranny of Baron Vargas Vallakovich: beneath the lively tunes lies a biting commentary on the harsh reality of life in Vallaki. This song offers an ironic take on the enforced merriment in a town where joy is mandatory, and those who refuse to comply face dire consequences. The Baron mockingly addresses the local NPCs and their attempts to undermine his rule, revealing that his leadership is a blend of deception, fear, and coercion. Intro Welcome, welcome to our town so fine, Where every smile’s a joyful sign. The Festival of the Blazing Sun, Is a time for fun — don’t you run! Verse Step right up, don’t be coy, Here in Vallaki, we’re all full of joy! Lady Fiona, with her dreary frown, Pretends she’s got the run of the town. But don’t you worry, don’t you fret, In my Vallaki, she’s no threat. She likes her secrets, her shadowed rooms, But she won’t disturb these lively blooms. Father Lucian, bless his heart, Holds his sermons, plays his part. The bones are gone? Oh, what a shame! But joy’s the answer to every claim. Chorus Dance and sing, don’t miss the beat, Or you’ll find your joy’s on a short retreat. In Vallaki, we laugh and cheer, Or else the darkness draws near. Verse Oh, adventurers, so bold and keen, You’ll find in Vallaki, the strangest scene. Rictavio, with his traveling show, A man of mystery, don’t you know? He tells his tales, he spins his yarn, But I see through his charming barn. He’s here for more than circus tricks, Yet in my town, he plays by my mix. And then there’s Lady Fiona again, Her plans as twisted as a raven’s bane. She watches, waits, with sharpened claw, But I’m the one who sets the law. Chorus Dance and sing, don’t miss the beat, Or you’ll find your joy’s on a short retreat. In Vallaki, we laugh and cheer, Or else the darkness draws near. Verse So heed my words, and don’t delay, Join the fun, in a happy display. Rictavio may seem out of place, But he’s just another friendly face. And Lady Fiona, with her subtle game, Is but a player, without real claim. In my domain, the sun will shine, So laugh along, and you’ll be fine. Chorus Dance and sing, don’t miss the beat, Or you’ll find your joy’s on a short retreat. In Vallaki, we laugh and cheer, Or else the darkness draws near. Outro So come, partake, the night is bright, The Blazing Sun, a wondrous sight. For those who grumble, those who pout, In Vallaki, there’s no way out. Fade The Baron watches, the Baron sees, In Vallaki, we live with ease. So join the cheer, and play along, Or face the fate of those gone wrong. #dnd #ravenloft #curseofstrahd #ballad #aigenerated #Vallaki