Best joke of the day: A Stuttering Tale: The Kitty-Cat and the Rottweiler #joke #jokes #humor
A Stuttering Tale: The Kitty-Cat and the Rottweiler
A teacher explained biology to her 3rd-grade students. She said, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.“ A little girl raised her
hand saying, “I had a kitty-cat that stuttered.“
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well,’’ she began, “I was in the backyard with my kitty when the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence into our yard!“
The teacher exclaimed, “That must’ve been scary.“
The little girl said, “It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss and before she could say ’Shit,’ the Rottweiler ate her!“
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