we can no longer help you

11/8/23: since this vid is having an algorithm moment, I thought I should give a little info about this. The original video was made by a sweet lady named Nanny Lynn (Lynn Ochberg) in 1997 to entertain her kids. I made some slight edits to remove it from its original sweet context and make it look like something that shouldn’t exist. I deleted the second part because it wasn’t as interesting as the original source and I thought the gap in continuity made it more funny/cursed. the last part of the edit I made can still be found here: Here’s a link to a good rip of the VHS this came from: Merry Christmas!