Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! The Musical)
It’s cold outside, I’ve been running for miles,
Helicopter trailin’ behind.
Hey, it’s a camp, think I’ll stay for a while...
Won’tcha help a doggie out of a bind?
There’s nothing to see here, I’m only a husky,
Your average adorable rover.
But once I convince you it’s okay to trust me,
Your civilization is over!
I can’t wait to see their faces