I’m Declaring 3/22 “International Talk Like William Shatner Day“!

In honor of William Shatner’s 78th birthday tomorrow, 3/22/09, I, Maurice LaMarche, am declaring March 22nd to be “International Talk Like William Shatner Day!“ (Hey, we have “International Talk Like a Pirate Day“, and Shatner inspired a helluva lot more kids to be like Captain James T. Kirk than any who wanted to be some smelly, toothless, “arrr“-spouting frickin’ pirate). In fact, ya know what? It’s not fair that this great holiday should fall on a Sunday! So, I further proclaim that, in any year when