За что Петька уважает Чапаева Анекдот #юмор #анекдот #прикол #чапаев #петька

За что Петька уважает Чапаева Анекдот Petka and Vasily Ivanovich are sitting by the fire by the river. Chapaev asks: We haven’t drunk yet, but you already smell of alcohol. - How does it work? - So this ... I used, for the purpose of prevention ... - For what? - Not to forgive! - Why would you catch a cold? - So I swam in the river, but it is cold! - For what? - So this is... to sober up... Vasily Ivanovich explains important things to Petka: - To improve digestion, I drink beer, in the absence of appetite I drink white wine, with low blood pressure - red, with high blood pressure - cognac, with angina - vodka. And to relieve stress and raise morale - moonshine. - Do you drink water, Vasily Ivanovich? - No, Petka, I have never had such a disease ... Chapaev and Petka are sitting slightly drunk and drinking another half a liter. - Vasily Ivanovich, can you stop a galloping horse? - No. - Will you enter a burning hut? - No, Petka. -