Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard Trial - Jack Sparrow Testifies (Wellerman Parody)

Captain Jack Sparrow takes the stand at the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard trial, testifying to the tune of the famous Sea Shanty, The Wellerman. Disclaimer: The views expressed in this video are not necessarilty my own, but those I would imagine belonging to the fictional character Captain Jack Sparrow that was ordered off Wish. This video is also in no way made to undermine those who are victims of domestic violence, but rather a tongue & cheek take on a very absurd defamation case. Domestic violence hotlines: Subscribe to my channel for more videos like this: @TheKiffness 🎵 The Kiffness on Spotify: 👕 Kiffness Merchandise: ☕️ If you’d like to buy me a coffee: Follow The Kiffness on socials: ​ @thekiffness Lyrics: There once was a girl who made a turd on the bed & her name was Amber Heard She made stuff up, to bring Johnny down So off to court they go Soon may the verdict come That Amber’s lying out her bum We’ll drink a mega pint of rum When Johnny’s free to go It wasn’t enough to soil the bed she cut off his finger & bashed his head on the door and yet she still said she could never hurt him, so Soon may the verdict come That Amber’s lying out her bum We’ll drink a mega pint of rum When Johnny’s free to go Objection heresay all day long Ambers lawyers can find no wrong Johnny hits the drink & a massive bong But did he hit her though? No Soon may the verdict come That Amber’s lying out her bum We’ll drink a mega pint of rum When Johnny’s free to go Amber in a desperate plea Told a very sad story Of how her dog got stung by a bee “My dog got stung by a bee” Lie lie, la lie lie lie, la lie lie lie The moral of this weird story is don’t marry a celebrity I think that we can all agree it’s a literal sh*tshow I know that it might not make sense But it shows domestic violence is not an exclusive offence committed just by blokes, so Soon may the verdict come That Amber’s lying out her bum We’ll drink a mega pint of rum When Johnny’s free to go So who did lose and who did win? The jury’s verdict has come in. To no surprise it has always been The lawyers makin’ dough So now that the verdict’s come I think we all knew from day one that Amber lied straight out her bum but Johnny’s free to go and the lawyers made their dough and Amber put on quite the show Search Words (ignore): Amber Heard, Amber Turd, #AmberTurd, Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp trial, Justice for Johnny Depp, johnny depp vs amber heard, Johnny Depp testimony, My Dog Stepped on a Bee, My Dog Stepped on a Bee Meme, johnny depp trial 2022, Johnny Depp v amber heard, Johnny Depp court, Johnny Depp court case, ozzy man reviews, ozzy, man, aussie, reviews, recaps, recap, trial, johnny depp, johnny depp trial, amber, amber heard, johnny vs amber, day 16, day 17, day 18, testify, lie, cry, speak, best, moments, highlight, highlights, friends, ambers friends, whitney, sister, lawyers, funny, worst, lying, tmz, camille, camille vasquez, movies, entertainment, defamation, case, law and crime, live, live trial, stream, guilty, verdict, caught, Pewdie Pie, Mr Beast, Weird Al, Parody, Funny Song, Stand Up Comedy, Comedy Skit #JohnnyDepp #AmberHeard #KateMoss #Wellerman #justiceforjohnnydepp