parents
by yungblud
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i was born in a messed up century
my favorite flavored sweets are raspberry amphetamines
i bought a car, beretta age sixteen
i brush my teeth with bleach
’cause i ain’t got time for cavities
my daddy put a gun to my head
said if you kiss a boy, i’m gonna shoot you dead
so i tied him up with gaffer tape and i locked him in a shed
then i went out to the garden and i fucked my best friend
’cause my high hopes are getting low
because these people are so old
the way they think about it all
if i tried, i would never know
my high hopes are getting low
but i know i’ll never be alone
it’s alright, we’ll survive
’cause parents ain’t always right
drop a toaster in my bath, watch my mum and dad laugh
see a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had
they told me casual affection leads to sexual infection
but it’s hard to get an erection when you’re so
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