English Teacher - The World’s Biggest Paving Slab

Listen to World’s Biggest Paving Slab here: Director: @ Concept by: @therealbertilaski Starring: English Teacher, Sonny Mitchell Production Company: @lowkeyfilms Executive Producer: @tara_bartlett Producer: @milobeyts 1st Assistant Director: Sarah Palmer Director of Photography: @ 1st AC: @therealuzzey 2nd AC: @adepalma Art Director Costume: @dana__keren HMU Artist: @mayukonakae___ HMU Assistant: Azusa Mori Styling: @robbiecanale Unit Driver: Joe Foden Production Assistant: @svg_onset Colourist: @cjcoolbear Post Producer: @alexcarswell_ Label: @islandrecordsuk Creative Commissioner: @sar_rahe Special Thanks To: Shift 4 Electric Theatre Collective Nigel The Ranger The Town Colne, Lancashire Cemetary Chippy Lyrics: I am the world’s biggest paving slab But no one can walk over me I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm And I am Lee Ingleby I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox And the festival of R&B I’m not the terrorist of Talbot Street But I have apocalyptic dreams You should see my armoury I am the world’s biggest paving slab So watch your fucking feet I am the world’s biggest paving slab But I sit here quietly No one ever looks down at the ground Yeah, no one ever notices me I wish I were born a stone And made Wycoller my home Haunting with Charlotte Bronte I’m not the terrorist of Talbot street But I think that ruins have beauty You should see my armoury You should walk all over me I am the world’s biggest paving slab And the world’s smallest celebrity