Бо Бёрнем - Песня от имени Бога (Bo Burnham - Song from the perspective of God)

The BOOKS you think I wrote are way too thick. Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a dick? And I don’t watch you when you sleep. Surprisingly I don’t use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep You’re not going to heaven Why the fuck would you think I’d ever kick it with you? None of you are going to heaven There’s a trillion aliens cooler than you You shouldn’t abstain from rape just ’cause you think that I want you to You shouldn’t rape ’cause rape is a fucked up thing to do (Pretty obvious, just don’t fucking rape people) I don’t think masturbation is obscene It’s absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen You make my JOB a living hell and I sent gays to fix overpopulation And boy did that go well You’re not going to heaven Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns None of you are going to heaven You’r