South Park - What Scientologists Actually Believe

The president of Scientology tells Stan the secrets of Scientology, the Xenu story (which is played out on the screen, with “THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE“ on the bottom). He then tells Stan that his job is to write a new doctrine for the church. Stan says he does not know how to start, then the president tells Stan that Hubbard did not know either. Season 9, Episode 12 “Trapped in the Closet“